Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones. "They cut me out without telling me," said Henry sorrowfully. "They also offered me two tickets for the premiere. I didn't get those either." "Serves you right for trusting film people," I responded. After lunch,

what!" I responded. Maggie Jones's is so called because it is said Princess Margaret, who lived nearby, went there during her courtship with Anthony Armstrong-Jones. Apparently, when they married she'd phone and say, "Maggie Jones here, table for

place? I love it. Helen Jones, Sussex. Last week's correspondent Mr Fazalbhoy is wrong in advising you not to eat pig because they're filthy creatures. Sheep catch everything under the sun. Beef and chicken are mostly pumped full of drugs. A

Star Wars and Indiana Jones figured heavily, together with Incas, waterfalls, gunfights, helicopters, dogs, explosions... I love the publicity puff: "See the incredible laser costume adorning a figure beyond your wildest dreams" or "Your

at the next table. Justin Jones, Saurat, France The clues were in your column: the butter you ordered didn't arrive; pigs eat anything. Your glasses slipped to the floor. While picking them up the waiter remembered the butter. He rushed to a

to ask for perhaps? Nick Jones, La Drome, France When will Hymie die? He seems to have been on his deathbed for the last month or so. Adam Osborn, Malaga, Spain At Gilbert Scott, St Pancras, we were told we could only have the table for two

glamour photographer Ben Jones. She was like a Mediterranean Brigitte Bardot. In 1966 she wore a black top and looked most inviting. A caption stated she'd starred in The Swinger for Paramount. The following year Evie co-starred with Elvis in

by Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. There are many images on display - and even a video of Edith Head talking about her work for Hitchcock. It is an extraordinary collection. As the actress and memorabilia collector

the letters sent in by Nick Jones of La Drome ? Nick Lines, West Midlands How lovely to see the photo of Geraldine at Shepherd's with the youthful-looking waxwork of you that she must have borrowed from Madame Tussauds. I trust she didn't have it

beholder, n'est-ce pas? Nick Jones, La Drôme, France Delayed for six hours at Rome's Ciampino airport, I ordered stew and fried potatoes in the restaurant. When I complained that both items were at ambient temperature, I was told to use the